Correction

A few weeks ago, when we visited my cousin Wendy...

Wendy: Aiden, do you like the chair you are stitting on?
Aiden (calmly and without skipping a beat): Stool.

Yes, it was a stool but Wendy thought he might not know the word and chose to use a more generic word instead.

Kids these days are taking too much DHA in their milk.